Kids: Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's...

By RIP - 07/10/2012 18:34 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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By hot_mess88 - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

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By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 23:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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By nosonofmine - 23/06/2012 17:43 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 2:22

How incredibly immature. I'm very sorry for your loss OP.

soulebelius 17

Monday 8 October 2012 2:23

Hope they stay in jail for a bit and realize what's important in life...

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loserboii 11

Monday 8 October 2012 4:46

They clearly don't care about your mother

sandra1017 0

Monday 8 October 2012 4:58

What teams do Thay go for

senor_awesome 14

Monday 8 October 2012 11:01

This doesn't sound any smarter the second time...

maddygirl820 10

Monday 8 October 2012 5:00

It is truly sad your brothers chose to fight over football rather than honor the woman who gave them life. I'm sorry OP.

afropuffjake 9

Monday 8 October 2012 5:04

Damn looks like they got over it pretty quick :-( my condolences Op

Snowcones 14

Monday 8 October 2012 5:04

I'm sorry for your loss,OP. Some people are just idiots these days. Nice job on being the mature one.

sugoine 12

Monday 8 October 2012 5:14

Get the tire iron from the previous FML & use it on your brothers

adbrown95 2

Monday 8 October 2012 5:28

Sorry for your loss OP. May your mom RIP

MissPixy 7

Monday 8 October 2012 5:48

im so sorry for ur lost ur mother would be proud of u and disapointed in them

MidnaLink 33

Monday 8 October 2012 6:23

I was just about to comment something different about this, but first were they talking about the soccer kind of football?

mosquito19 14

Monday 8 October 2012 6:40

football is retarded

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