By ak_6694 - 02/04/2013 13:34 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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ak_6694 16

Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP

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mmoroney9 5

Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.

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KittyLittleLiar 7

Eww. Maybe she should try adult diapers next time!

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KingCeltic77 18

Does this customer happen to be a feral dog?

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countryrose92 23

No red, just a feral old woman like kitty. :) probably drank to much caluya while making fudge.

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tararochelle 18

Throw her out??? Wouldn't that make sense? At least threaten her, offer to save her seat if she's such a big spender.

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Vanillanougat 14

You should piss on the stool yourself to let her know who's territory it really is!

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twaumat 28

for reals! just kick her out

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j_cat187 19

I don't think it's human. It also would appear to be sick. I would call animal control.

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akiahara 14

Methinks she might need an intervention...

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j_cat187 19

I would rather not have my hand near that diseased infested puss filled hole.

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MrConcise 34

That's dedication, folks. This woman is probably single-handedly paying your salary, OP.

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ak_6694 16

You have no idea how right you are. I explain everything below.

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