Intimacy: Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend...

By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:13

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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jatoraichu123 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 17:59

Theres an app for that

lottie333 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 1:14

now thats just wrong

TaoShaman 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 10:04

Waste of a really expensive phone. How's he going to explain needing a new phone due to being gross and stupid?

Tarvoz 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:02

All this FML accomplishes is making me feel glad that I never got an iphone, as this proves how crappy quality they are.

paytie 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:02

Wow loose much

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 17:26

Why the **** was his iPhone up her ******? That doesn't make sense

etester 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:53

Dafuq did I just read...?

NoNo_Yolo_fml 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 17:32

damn, what has our world come to where the iphones are more like vibrators than actual vibrators?!?!

kelly352 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:45

What...

fragglefock 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:57

There must be a ***** app. There's one problem though it's always the same size

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