Intimacy: Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend...

By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:13

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 26 February 2013 17:04

And the first thing you could think of to do was paste it on to FML? Hmmmm?

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:26

don't those kids know there are special toys for that kinda thing??

shimmering 9

Sunday 16 June 2013 4:19

I'm worried about the future.

FweakofCydonia 40

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:22

Geez, there are toys for that kind of thing....how does a phone even fit up there!? D:

Sly_Assassin 11

Wednesday 14 August 2013 2:47

Wth was it doing up there?

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 3:40

I don't want to know what they were thinking, but I want to know even less how they managed to get it up there ....

Teacher_awkward 7

Wednesday 26 March 2014 4:26

Expensive overrated ***** they HAD there...

Steffi 26

Tuesday 5 August 2014 9:32

How much did that hurt her?D:

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:36

WTF?

fuggotmuggot 14

Thursday 2 October 2014 1:00

How old is your daughter?

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