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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:12

HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world

neonskittzy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:18

maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.

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secretvampire13 0

Monday 13 December 2010 11:42

oh the irony lmao

MiGman 5

Monday 17 January 2011 8:36

looks like you might need to join her

caitlin21holly 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:03

wow! ur pic is really ugly it looks Like ur trying to be an ugly fat Rihanna is this true?

WavinSmiles 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:20

what is AA meeting?

pandasingermany 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:48

your an idiot!!!! what asshole drinks when their mom use to to?!

Khrixas_069 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:39

that's ******* awesome.

shopfitch 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:40

You're a disgusting person.

AJRENO 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:35

You da ho

ClaremoreZebra 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 11:32

I just thought I'd say I think all of you that are saying "he also has the problem" and shit like that, are retarded. Almost everyone has drank at one point in their life, and if you haven't, well than youre most likely way too weird for anyone to want to drink with you. Everyone drinks, stop thinking more of yourself. Cause truth be told, we're all worthless when it comes to morals and values.