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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:12

HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world

neonskittzy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:18

maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.

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Qwertzuiop_fml 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:59

Hey people, it's not because he's hungover that hes an alcoholic, i mean, i'm drunk right now and i'm not an A...

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:48

your hair is down! :D

afolsom 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:33

I ain't an alcoholic I'm a drunk

SupaSwaggin 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:21

lol that's ironic and hilarious

tinka8_88 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:36

lol thats awsome! atleast u didnt drink infront of her

NoteMyGrin 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:13

Oh god, that's horrible. I imagine you feel awful and want to shape up in the face of your responsibilities?

starchild214 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:49

wow! u should join her!

Zills 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:53

Snicker you are looking good.

angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:17

Ironic, no? Guess the apple really doesn't fall too far from the tree. YDI for making your mom's fight with alcoholism that much harder.

DeadHorseman 11

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:20

why dont you get your ass off the computer and join her in the meetings

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