Intimacy: Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair...

By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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Bree12345 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:33

Congrats on the newborns

Jasper1405 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:34

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

Comments

kunlunkid 3

Monday 22 April 2013 23:37

Tell him that there've been two. They're short, kinda chubby, bald, and have spent more time inside you the last nine months than he has.

supmrmunchies 4

Monday 22 April 2013 23:57

Why would she of most Lilly had a c section? Lots of people give birth to twins naturally!

Methebee 3

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:39

Did no one explain lochia to him? (Don't google while eating. It's a post-partum thing.)

samimcCune 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:50

call him an idiot and hand him a doctors note? i don't even fully know what to say to that except... wow... and i'm sorry you're dealing with that, and even more sorry that you just had not just one, but two babies with that. hope they get your genes and not his, and good luck. you're going to need it.

GlitterGoddess 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 19:41

I think you made a fateful mistake in picking him. He is obviously a low seelf esteem having little bitch and a potential abuser. Congratulations for not getting out sooner!