Intimacy: Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair...

By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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Bree12345 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:33

Congrats on the newborns

Jasper1405 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:34

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

Comments

thehonestone10 5

Monday 22 April 2013 6:30

Well, ARE YOU having an affair? You certainly never denied it on here.... And yeah you should be nice and loose now, whats the problem? Or at least give him a BJ. If you're sexually avoiding him 100% then yeah its a littlee sketchy

_TheAtheist_ 10

Monday 22 April 2013 6:31

What a bunch of dumb feminists. Posting about "tit for tat" rules and strict, exact equality, blah blah blah... It's not OK for him to pressure her for sex, or accuse her of having an affair. But neither is it okay for her to deny a ******* request on the basis "she isn't getting anything in return

davincidasecond 24

Monday 22 April 2013 9:36

So I'm a dumb feminist because I see the unfairness in having to pleasure a spouse, take care of/ feed two newborns constantly everyday, and juggling everything else? You say she shouldn't be pressured into sex yet your comment implies she's obliged to give a ******* just because she's been asked for sex ... Okay.

Kalnus 14

Monday 22 April 2013 8:55

I'm really starting to wonder if he was there for the actual delivery.

whY402Jay 12

Monday 22 April 2013 9:15

Wow. Such greed and selfishness.

kamikrazy 6

Monday 22 April 2013 9:25

Yes, make 3 accounts.

Caltech 12

Monday 22 April 2013 11:45

first ，its a great thing to have Twins。 cute baby ，congradulations! second， i wanna say ，doctors say no sex for 2 months.

6812 6

Monday 22 April 2013 14:22

Grounds for divorce.

finch01 18

Monday 22 April 2013 15:29

tell him it's okay you're ready for another batch of twins

iamthunder 4

Monday 22 April 2013 15:59

Well you did have a doctor between your legs 10 days ago!

j3ebrules 13

Monday 22 April 2013 19:56

Yeah, so what's your excuse for not giving your man a handy or bj if he sticks with you to meet his needs?

sulitak 27

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:16

"if he sticks with you" so in your logic... if a man stays a woman should be there to pleasure him whenever, no matter what horrible thing she's going through or how big of a dick he is being.