Intimacy: Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair...

By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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Bree12345 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:33

Congrats on the newborns

Jasper1405 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:34

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

Comments

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:45

Your insensitive asshole of a husband should be helping you with your newborn children instead and quit thinking about sex all the time.

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 5 October 2016 6:29

sounds like an asshole to me too

kkillaj 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:47

Op should tell him "you wouldn't want it anyways with how the kids completely wrecked shit."

Julianne_sings 10

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:02

Some men just don't get it. Congratulations on your babies though!

Late_night83 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:20

Give him a ********!

iwadasn 32

Monday 22 April 2013 0:16

I doubt she's in the mood after being wrongfully accused of infidelity.

commy_fml 4

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:43

You should be happy if you still turn him on only 10 days after giving birth!

Lili_love 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:43

eww D: I'm sorry you have a nasty husband who wants to bang the disgusting loose ****** that just popped out twins...not to mention your probably pretty fat right now.

EpicBlondie89 19

Monday 22 April 2013 1:56

I sincerely hope you're just failing at sarcasm here. There's so much incorrect and assumption in this comment.

Lili_love 14

Friday 26 April 2013 5:33

no I actually find it really weird that he wants to be intimate with her... then again I also think its weird when hudbands are around their pregnant wives

EpicBlondie89 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:19

Ok little lesson.First, not all pregnant women get fat. Second, you're actually TIGHTER after kids. Also some guys find the fact that you just bite them children sexy. The guys helped create the kid, they better damn sure be around their wives. Congratulations, you've learned something new today. Now you can try to not look like an ignorant ass.

sulitak 27

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:13

there's a reason there is pregnant ****... some men get turned on by the thought of a woman's body growing a child (or two).

trskln 1

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:48

Unless you had a root canal as well, you should be good to go !!

wethejackie 8

Monday 22 April 2013 0:48

congradulations!

EvilUndead 9

Monday 22 April 2013 1:08

Well, there are other ways of having sex. For example there's a thing called femdom where girl penetrate the guy with a strapon. Or you could play a dominatrix. Since he's that anxious to screw, you could offer him either of those. Who knows, maybe he won't run away and end up enjoying it.