Health: Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made...

By shadowsonicstar - 14/01/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

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macskapingvin 0

Friday 14 January 2011 11:13

They looked easy because the people using them weren't horribly unfit like yourself.

grandpaearthling 2

Friday 14 January 2011 9:43

have trouble squatting with balls? next time try balancing a pair of balls on your chin.

Comments

aznmex21 3

Friday 14 January 2011 13:41

what'd u use sally sue, a 5lb medicine ball? wuss

GuyMcGee 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:57

Did you ever realize that the senior citizens were probably using 1-5 pound balls?

akd1v 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:13

see don't make fun of your balls

xRMBx 3

Friday 14 January 2011 15:15

o that's just pathetic

fml98kevin 4

Friday 14 January 2011 15:16

ydi fo bein a bitch

SkateboardGirl88 11

Friday 14 January 2011 15:21

WOW

repede 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:26

I just worked out with a medicine ball yesterday and I'm feeling it today.. depends what weight you use

Fluffy_homan 0

Friday 14 January 2011 16:03

to the "14" year old who says he squats 250 pounds... NO ONE CARES! to the OP, bad luck, it happens, start going to gym, train hard not long. Eventually you'll get there. Personally I'm looking forward to seeing the YouTube video of this :)