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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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Kgottber 8

Friday 15 July 2011 22:44

Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 15 July 2011 22:46

He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:11

YDI for going to a midnight showing of Harry potter

juaztec_fml 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:11

HP sux...

hulabird 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:18

lies

Cheylnlee 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:51

People who can't spell suck.

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 3:25

Troll

SouthernSweetie 13

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:17

I had to run a damage report on myself too last night when I saw voldmort and he tried all three unforgivable curses on me as he ran by.

Kryson53 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:38

did you win?

Jake_2013 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:42

Who lives in Austraila and likes the Falcons?? Of all the NFL teams to pick...

SirObvious 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:43

it's creature!

drdna 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:45

stop being a nerd.

Accept 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 3:04

Nerd Hater

heylesha 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:48

hahahhahahahahahaha this made me laugh (: FYL

CRaynee 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:43

duudeeee! that movie was SSIICCKK

gh17m166 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:46

hahahahaha get ****** by Dobbie suck that bitch don't mess with Dobbie

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