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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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Kgottber 8

Friday 15 July 2011 22:44

Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 15 July 2011 22:46

He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.

Comments

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 15 July 2011 23:11

Did he try to put a spell on you?

KatieLov3sChu 4

Friday 15 July 2011 23:12

it's like 3D......

Tracy98 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:15

That's nothing...I eat rice 3 times a day everyday. BTW, I'm Asian LOL

kittyistwix 2

Friday 15 July 2011 23:22

I think that you posted on the wrong FML, but either way, I LOLed at this comment! xD

Nathan0031 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:02

your in the wrong fml buddy.

gandhislayer 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:15

wrong fml bro.

sassyangel24 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:24

That Movie Was Incredible,

awardZu 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:43

What's With The Capital Letters?

karagarren 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:56

must have been that good...

burkek2 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:12

no doubt

jdengel 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:31

I definitely think a lawsuit for pain and suffering is in order... consider it like winning the lottery, in a painful manner

horneyhic 15

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:24

how would he idenfify the guy to the police " yea um 3 ft tall huge ears and eyes wearing only a tea cozy"

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 15 July 2011 23:36

Why would he do that? In order to go to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter, one generally has to buy advance tickets...Which ensures that everyone has a seat. Was he angry because you sat in the only available seat next to his friend (likely dressed as a goblin from Gringotts or maybe a cave troll)?

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:32

No, because some people sneak in AND some jackasses sit on the edge seats instead of moving all the way in and people have to sit on the steps (happened to me)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:42

I'm not one of those jackasses. I paid for my ticket and my friends and I didn't save seats or leave any empty ones between us and the next group. And why the down-votes? I was just making a joke.