By biomajor99 - 22/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Middletown

Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML
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serslybro 20

Lol! I hope you gave her an anatomy lesson!

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thejonac 21

well at least now she knows, better than some other person mocking her just bc she doesn't know something

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abNormal62 23

A teachable moment, with a sincere and concerned friend Win/win

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WhackTheJackal 22

Thats pretty hilarious, also I moderated this.

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150493x 29

What do you want a medal?

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katydid91 31

OP is having her part or all of her uterus removed.

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gracehi 31

So you're saying we don't poop out babies? Oh man. My whole world has been turned upside down.

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AndyPurdy 31

what's hysterectomy? im too lazy to search it up

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katydid91 31

That's when they remove part or all of a woman's uterus.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

^What they said. But essentially nothing to do with pooping.

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TheBelt 19

They need to start teaching people these things.

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steffi85 7

I had a hysterectomy myself back in December. I had to explain to a few people what it was. good luck with your surgery.

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BlackPhoenixNite 14

Judging by your pen name on this I want to tell you I understand your pain. I'm a biology major too and it almost physically hurts when people are so ignorant to basic biological knowledge.

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