Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not...

By facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

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By what did i marry - 25/05/2018 12:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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By lonely-mind - 04/09/2017 16:00

Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Landlocked - 06/05/2019 02:00

Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML

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Great Plains? Tornado Alley?

By a girl with eyes - 23/09/2023 08:00

Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML

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By hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:02

Did you storm out of the room?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 12 September 2011 16:04

But...but...but... they both swirl.

Comments

slushpup9696 12

Monday 12 September 2011 16:03

Seems like a petty thing to fight over.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 12 September 2011 16:04

But...but...but... they both swirl.

sasha_kay 4

Monday 12 September 2011 16:08

Tornado, toilette, hurricane... It's all the same

iam_yummylicious 12

Monday 12 September 2011 16:38

One destroys a smaller area. One destroys an area on a more massive scale. Toilets... well, IDK :/

upwardSpiral 4

Monday 12 September 2011 17:01

oh scrubs...

RetardedBullFrog 4

Monday 12 September 2011 18:18

38, toilets destroys poo formation.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 12 September 2011 16:04

When he loses his house, he'll know.

kiakia0131 23

Monday 12 September 2011 16:08

He could lose his house in a tornado and a hurricane...

racheljessie 17

Monday 12 September 2011 16:06

Yes, that's why most of the region of my state (I live in Pennsylvannia) closest to the Atlantic coast flooded last week. "Tornado" Irene.

patrickalamo 47

Monday 12 September 2011 16:12

There is no cure for stupid. Move on.

fthislyfe 22

Monday 12 September 2011 16:20

My advice: Don't get into an argument when you don't have enough information to convince the other person.

Ugi 26

Monday 12 September 2011 16:29

His British what? Edi t- this was @ salkadi - everything is getting mixed around today.

racheljessie 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:08

Actually, I can think of a cure for stupid. Duct tape over the mouth!

muchagente 5

Monday 12 September 2011 16:18

maybe he tried to explain you that both follow similar rules and therefore are not entirely different things? seems to me you don't listen to each other anyway, so go and look for a deaf boyfriend.