Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not...

By facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

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By what did i marry - 25/05/2018 12:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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By lonely-mind - 04/09/2017 16:00

Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

By Landlocked - 06/05/2019 02:00

Today, my dad thought it would be a good idea to show my 5-year-old son a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. My son is now terrified of hurricanes. We live in Utah. FML

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Great Plains? Tornado Alley?

By a girl with eyes - 23/09/2023 08:00

Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML

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You deserved it 190

By hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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You deserved it 838

Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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You deserved it 254

Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:02

Did you storm out of the room?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 12 September 2011 16:04

But...but...but... they both swirl.

Comments

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:53

He's a keeper.

seidel182 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:59

What was his name? Might have been me

mofo123 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:22

Ahhh there almost the same thing one sucks and the other blows

jad56_fml 0

Friday 14 October 2011 13:55

Nothing sucks. It either pushes or pulls.

Midnightbred 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:21

I read this out to my boyfriend and he asked me to explain the difference between the two. Fml

Mourningstar 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:22

Thats your fault for having a dumbass as a BF. Elevate your taste in trolls, make sure they have gotten out of the 4th grade befor dating them!

IamDre 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:40

Your name probably explains how you feel.

Velocity98 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:08

Just like 2 said but different. Take his ass to Tornado Alley for a week then go to Florida. That'll show him.

sk8rgrl1303 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:10

then youre dating a dumbass. tell him theres a dictionary to settle the score. he might learn something.

ElmoStoleMyLook 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:56

Then you have one immature boy O.o Why would i stop talking to my girlfriend for that??? I'd probably be like "sigh, fine! I'll look it up later baby, that's not important now ^_^. Now where were we? *Smooch smooch smooch*" :3 ah... I wuv my jelly (nickname O.o)