Trans Rights, Religion and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two...

By mademoiselle meurtre - 13/04/2015 02:51 - United States - Belleville

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

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By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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Bashing

By ZiggyTink - 09/07/2015 03:24 - United States - North Branch

Today, my boyfriend's brother and his fiancée decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine, if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML

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By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

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Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Debate bros STFU - 26/07/2021 06:01

Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML

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By bloodyhell - 15/03/2020 15:05 - United States

Today, my dad tried to convert me, as he has numerous times before, and asked me why I was an atheist. After giving him a polite explanation and asking him if we could drop the subject, he nodded slowly and said, "You must be menstruating or something. You'll change your mind." FML

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By mrb72 - 03/02/2009 10:48 - United States

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Leave me alone

By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

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Grauncho 27

Monday 13 April 2015 10:36

I bet he's the guy who recites Bible verses out loud every time he wanks.

anniemeece 23

Monday 13 April 2015 10:37

"Praying aggressively." xD

Comments

Coolhwip92 8

Monday 13 April 2015 18:38

"rabidly religious" : my new favorite phrase of the day.

Tsukiyomi 16

Monday 13 April 2015 18:42

And fake Christians give real Christians a bad name What else is new

poorjudgement 26

Monday 13 April 2015 18:59

It always amazes me how most of the Christians (me being the "rest" part) stick to the Old Testament in order to judge other people. There is lovely caricature (quite respectful) where Jesus is pictured saying "love thy neighbor", than people question "what about this and that and..." And He replies "did I stutter?" Christians that judge so vigorously are trully missing the point of Christianity.

mustangbravo 27

Monday 13 April 2015 19:07

Call the cops for disturbance.

PixelSword24 15

Monday 13 April 2015 19:24

*Prays Agressively*

writerchic85 25

Monday 13 April 2015 19:41

Haha I just pictured the lucky charms leprechaun saying they're "rabidly religious"

QMAN4000 10

Monday 13 April 2015 20:05

$20 says he's gay

rldostie 19

Monday 13 April 2015 20:47

I'm pretty sure your brother is secretly gay and that's why he lashes out so much. He's scared of his own emotions. Maybe anything LGBTQ freaks him out because it turns him out. It's the worse kind of hypocrisy.

LovelyDeadGirl 13

Monday 13 April 2015 22:04

Well OBVIOUSLY they were hitting on him. *Scoffs.* I don't see how he managed to come to that conclusion, but I'm sorry for your idiot brother, OP.

Trolloled 16

Monday 13 April 2015 22:06

LOL! Can I just point out that "praying aggressively" is one of the coolest things I've ever read? I can totally picture it, too. Well done, OP... well done.