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By Emily - 07/02/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By autistic RBF - 22/02/2023 00:00

Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML

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By isabelle - 25/10/2021 01:59

Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By autistic and ashamed - 28/05/2022 14:00

Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.

Danny0522 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:23

OP is a girl...

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juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:48

I got this my first 2 months at this job. I had to explain daily "I'm not mad, I'm neutral."

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:10

I get that all the time. People then try to force me to smile. I hate that mess.

Sumo69 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:20

You know who smiles a lot mildly retarded people that who

ALLDAY88 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:41

I guess you smile all the time then.

perdix 29

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:43

Botox. Or perpetual drunkenness.

onelovesunshine 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:47

Haha when this happens after im just like what the **** why me???

jdog1231 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:10

no soup for u

happyspencer 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:26

Show that bitch who's boss you don't have to be intimidated by her... Just tell her you were sleeping not that hard...

Hyde_is_Back 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:21

Hey people, just because OP saw the girl as intimidating doesn't mean they're mean or a bitch. Maybe the girl was asking if she was okay and OP is just naturally shy.

kaycee1996 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:32

Whenever I stop smiling the look in my eyes actually scares people even when I'm not mad, my Mum even got a complaint from a teacher because I scared her so much she almost cried I was just bored and she made eye contact with me.

AmongstTheFaces 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:44

I honestly think you pulled that out of your ass, or your just trying to troll

at1325 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:37

Don't you hate those overly aggressive people who freak out just because they think you looked at them wrong. She has the problem not you

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Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

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Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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