Health: Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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By Sheliton - 18/01/2012 01:39 - United States

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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Hey stinky!

By kristinjanie10 - 04/06/2021 04:00

Today, my doctor informed me that my severe body odor has no cure, no treatments, and is caused by… eating food. Not any specific food, just food. So either I can stop eating entirely, or I can smell like rotting fish in an outhouse. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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The blob

By Dodged a bullet - 25/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML

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By moudly - 06/01/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML

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You deserved it 5 002

Disgusting

By ocdeane - 01/10/2019 22:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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You deserved it 42 320

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:54

At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...

icrest80 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:52

Time to hit the gym...and then the showers

Comments

CherryLipBalm 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:58

Reminds me of when the mother on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo showed of the crust between her neck rolls... Ew mental picture:/

the_anti_hipster 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:05

YDI for watching Honey Boo Boo. Ugh. The best of society, right there.

Ozuru 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:00

YDI, plain and simple. If you have mold growing between your fat rolls, you're unclean also.

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:02

Lay off the junk food and exercise!

Spazz420 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:03

Diet and exercise and soap and your problems will go away

91nash 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:04

Your are a fat slob and need to loose wait

jetsown08 21

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:08

English translation: You're a fat slob and need to lose weight.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:10

22- I'm typically not one to be a grammar Nazi, but come on! W-E-I-G-H-T and W-A-I-T are in no way related.

Missusluv313 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:37

#22 Go back to school, please!

pabst4america 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:06

You just gotta get all up in those crevices like you ain't never done it before

CFSH01 11

Tuesday 6 November 2018 8:21

I think that's the issue. They really ain't done it before.

truerebel 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:09

I love how this is in Canada yet everyone wants to call AMERICANS fat and stupid.

jack_ripper604 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:42

Americans are fat and stupid though this post doesn't change that

Futacy 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:53

Oh crap, it's a common Jack_Ripper604. Someone please call pest control.

olpally 32

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:09

Any relation to fat-bastard by chance? Lol, oh op... Time to hit the gym and clean yourself up a bit...

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:10

I've said it before, it's one thing to be overweight. It's something else when you are in that state. Now hit the gym, and learn how to clean yourself better.