By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
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DocBastard 38

At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...

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icrest80 4

Time to hit the gym...and then the showers

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mjacv2 5

Or common sense? Either way I you are too big that wouldn't work.

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ObeyStudKing 4

Dude. How can you let yourself get like that? I have no sympathy for you. Loose some ******* weight.

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riseagainstbabyy 4

You absolutely deserve it. Not only are you making yourself suffer, but the poor people who have to be around you too :(

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emchocolat_fml 25

Sorry about all these snarky comments, OP. You're not just a body, and I'm betting you're probably a pretty great person. It's definitely worth talking to your doctor about how to sort both the obesity and the hygiene problems. He or she will have better answers than any random person who might comment here, whether or not they are trying to be helpful. We can't solve this for you because we can't see you and don't know you, and we don't have the medical skills to help you without knowing more about your situation.

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klovely22 13

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Blegh!!

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vero559 7

Wow. Sorry to hear that. Take it as motivation to get healthy :). Good luck

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mpalmiter 0

Wow. I had no idea one could grow mold on the human body. Learn something new everyday. I could've went forever without this lesson. YDI

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ElhonnaDS 10

You can be overweight and still be hygienic. Even if the OP has various complications that make losing weight difficult, that's not an excuse to not wash properly. There are showerheads that are handheld- you can absolutely wash yourself unless you are so obese that normal movement is severely impaired.

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noisebox 1

Your going to have to be permenently submerged in a soapy watery container like an iron lung, until you decrease volume and mass levels, you can be nourished will an IV insure type product.,,

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