Health: Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor...

By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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monicadempsy 5

Friday 11 May 2012 8:02

Listen to your Doc damnit!

lukep135 6

Friday 11 May 2012 8:03

I personally like to imagine a fat redneck stroking my rectum during prostate exams, but to each his own

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Friday 11 May 2012 15:20

Because that wouldn't be awkward at all.

Casalenuovo 0

Friday 11 May 2012 15:28

That just makes it even more awkward

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 11 May 2012 15:34

For science!

jopey 3

Friday 11 May 2012 15:47

That made me laugh (: needed that today ha

skyeyez9 24

Friday 11 May 2012 16:21

Apparently, John Travolta is into anal probings from all the recent articles on him.

yoi55 0

Friday 11 May 2012 16:49

Ha! That's awesome lol

TrentF13 12

Friday 11 May 2012 17:02

Aaaawwwwwkwaaarrrd.... So did you imagine it? :D

NoxiousNorwegian 5

Friday 11 May 2012 17:49

Aliens.... No that's not awkward at all...(either)

XxUNBROKENxX 7

Friday 11 May 2012 18:05

Ya cuz that's definitely less awkward......

Diesixdie 2

Friday 11 May 2012 18:54

That's funny. Not really bad enough to make one want to scream FML, but, funny.

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