By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
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lukep135 6

I personally like to imagine a fat redneck stroking my rectum during prostate exams, but to each his own

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tnttse 6

'Just imagine you're in prison' -doctor

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trucker67 10

Did you ask to see his medical license to see if he was really a doctor ? maybe he was playing "doctor"

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kittenvks 11

I think there's a possibility here that he freelances as a doc in his spare time. He's usually a trauma surgeon and has a blog. He also posts on FML.... Just speculating though!

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LunaDragon 10

I think that would scare me even more, have you seen those long ass fingers on those little green dudes. --------------> ( ).( ) = 0.°

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dinkumdave 0

much better than being told to imagine you were in jail and your big cell mate was feeling frisky

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Lol. What a funny guy

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br0ccoli 14

If you hear whirring noises, RUN!

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yahoowizard 16

Also if you hear the noise of a zipper

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Sonfang 19

Scrubs don't have zippers! They are stretchy pants! :) The Doc could be a butt ninja!

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daisyismydog 3

You won't be able to hear your farts after a prostate exam

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anoellem 1

At least he didn't put a worse alternative in your mind like at least telling you to pretend you're being gay hazed at a frat party. He had humor at least :).

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