Miscellaneous: Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend...

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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You deserved it 180

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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You deserved it 56 931

By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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You deserved it 6 114

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 979

You deserved it 9 533

By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 094

You deserved it 9 707

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

TW: The final straw

By Anonymous - 04/12/2021 19:58

Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML

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You deserved it 114

Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 879

By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 135

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Friday 21 October 2011 16:11

That's ******* ridiculous... You're better off without the ungrateful bastard.

Eggers 2

Friday 21 October 2011 16:09

You didn't let him sleep at your place?

Comments

oA_Fiasco 8

Friday 21 October 2011 16:16

oh well! theres more fish in the sea

iFizzgig 11

Friday 21 October 2011 16:18

"thanks for the help dear, now I'm done with you...you let my mom seeeeee!"

dixiefoxx 22

Friday 21 October 2011 16:23

Wow... He sounds like a dick, all you were trying to do is help him, you're way better off without him

Jimboom 11

Friday 21 October 2011 16:25

Should have just sucked him off.. then he would have falled asleep after and you could have saved yourself and his mother a lot of hassle.

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 21 October 2011 17:37

Yes, reward him for being a douche... Great idea

yankfan89 27

Friday 21 October 2011 21:10

How would him being asleep help her carry him inside?

mikeeg 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:33

Falled asleep? ... interesting.

DeathBunny218 37

Friday 21 October 2011 16:27

shouldn't your username be drunkboysexgf? That does really suck but if he was serious then you'll be better off without him.

My_Nightmare 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:29

I had the same thought as well and my comment about it got thumbs down too. Haters

Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 21 October 2011 16:29

How did you think that was gonna work out?! Every guy wants a chick that will tattle to his mommy...

Daralea 21

Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

And every chick wants a guy that can't handle his alcohol. Should have left him on the curb to get mugged.

Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 21 October 2011 21:27

And I assume you've never had too much to drink? Things happen. Still doesn't mean we call mommy to the rescue.

Joey44 15

Friday 21 October 2011 21:29

Don't know about you, but I would much rather someone told my mum I was drunk than left me lying on some pavement pissed out of my mind.

Miss_Attitude96 24

Friday 21 October 2011 16:35

Wouldn't he have gotten trouble I in

Miss_Attitude96 24

Friday 21 October 2011 16:38

*Wouldn't he have gotten in trouble in the first place? Cuz he was drunk? -Sorry my iPod glitched & submitted my comment before I was finished. Gotta love technology! ( >:( freakin' HATE it!)