By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML
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toalysium 15

I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.

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hghrider123456 9

In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist

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strangeite 4

Sounds like you have an...interesting family. I definitely sympathize on the chronic fatigue front. My brother didn't even believe it was a real thing when I told him

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Sinsation 7

Nelson Mandela being Antichrist: crazy. You faking your thingy: semi-crazy. Country of Iowa: that's just stupid. Stop her before she breeds.

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Kkkdawg 27

That conversation seems very sane compared to the ones that take place in my family. I know this is quite rare these days, but I'm really close to my parents, grandparents, cousins, etc. and we're good friends. We're all crazy, and that's what keeps us together. You should be thankful your family even sits down together and talks. It could be a lot worse.

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sally95 6

I have chronic fatigue syndrome too. It sucks so much. Im sorry. I've had it for 10 months.

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sickerthanyou 13

I see you have a .... mmm very peculiar family.

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Finola7 16

I'm sorry your dad thinks you're faking your M.E (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, we call it M.E here in the UK). I've had it for 5 years and some people just never believe you, which is rubbish.

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