Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives....

By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 18:54 - United Kingdom - Carlisle

Today, at a family dinner, I found the courage to tell my husband's parents about my schizophrenia. They exchanged weird looks and then there was an uncomfortable silence. Then my father-in-law finally says, "Christ. The grandkids won't come out all nutty, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML

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By Trey - 19/11/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

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Common enemy

By Hillary won 2016 - 28/05/2023 18:00

Today, my Trump-supporting father and DeSantis-supporting uncle got in a huge political argument. They eventually made up, and spent the evening mercilessly mocking their Bernie-loving relative, AKA me. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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Saturday 2 November 2013 1:38

I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.

hghrider123456 9

Saturday 2 November 2013 1:39

In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist

Comments

swedeNix 13

Saturday 2 November 2013 15:33

Sounds as we're related or something

edanielleh 21

Saturday 2 November 2013 17:29

It is okay, my family still thinks tattoos are signs of the devil!

JubileeBee 31

Saturday 2 November 2013 20:40

For a second, I thought you were having dinner with my family.

FMLMajor104 5

Saturday 2 November 2013 22:09

Iowa produces enough food to feed a whole country.

Tr1NiTY9229 2

Monday 4 November 2013 12:06

You all know Nelson Mandela was in prison and was released a changed man and became president, but do anyone of you know WHY he was in prison? He was a murderer. A terrorist. I know what your thinking... He changed and nobody should be judged by your past... Id like to see how you would feel if Saddam Hussein was in prison, changed, and became president of the U.S. and everyone just forgot about his past around the world...

Fesyna 4

Friday 8 November 2013 6:10

Sounds like a pretty interesting dinner convo to me!

Jeffy91 28

Tuesday 19 November 2013 8:57

I know several families crazier than that. One of my friend's grandpa ended up having his hand cut off accidentally by a skill saw, he had his severed limb stuffed, put on a plague, and hung it up in their family room above the mantel. Trust me.... consider yourself lucky. O_o