yah Ur family is kind of crazy, but there are a lot of people out there with no family at all. just join in with the crazy and it will make future events more enjoyable!

"Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" pff. Give me a break. Everyone's tired.

I'll **** you, but I don't know if I can make it stop.

He has made it to 95 even after 27 years in prison -- clearly he's not a mere mortal. Antichrist is one possibility -- others include: hamadryad, leprechaun or dybbuk.

Interesting

Well that makes Iowans sound stupid. Don't worry, Iowa isn't a bunch of idiots. Actually I don't know what part of Iowa that people act like that :

And your grandmother thinks she was the wife of Hitler.

What Nelson Mandela isn't the antichrist?... Nah I'm kidding I don't even know what a Mandela is... It's like a necklace right? Haha for some people you just need to nod your head and laugh every few minutes and you'll be alright

My sisters are so dumb. We didn't have hash browns onetime so I was cutting a potato to make some. My sister asked how a potato was going to turn into hash browns. I told her hash browns were potatoes. She told me "no that's stupid, they taste much better than potatoes." *sigh*

Iowa is a state in which im fron