Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom... - FML

By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Top comments

ashleynonymous 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

On the plus side, your medical bills no longer have to come out of your college fund!

diemileyjk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

haha ur momma's a playa XD

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Seventytimeseven 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:32

how bad i feel for you is based on whether or not youre actually sick or something or if you have like a fracture or an allergic reaction. If your mother is single and the doctor is cute and you really aren't hurt and they bothered to atleast leave the room this isnt an FML but a selfish post of omg someone likes my single mother and she likes them too zomg the world itz overz

sosadrightnow 4

Friday 1 January 2010 23:47

It's an FML because she saw her MOTHER (the one she doesn't like to think having relations) is making out with her DOCTOR! The mother had just met this guy and already the kid has to see their tongues roaming each others mouths. Do you want to see your mom make out with a person she just met? Or anyone for that matter?

Seventytimeseven 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:45

I don't watch her do it, she wouldn't do that with someone she just met but if this is an FML all children's of single parents who dates lives are totally ******. Honestly not a big deal it's not like the kid was forced to watch or saw them having sex or something legitimately traumatic this is just stupid is the only thing I was attempting to convey earlier.

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:36

awkward…

WougieBougie 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:39

this really isn't even an fml. your mom can date to. this was a waste of a post.

MyKillz 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:49

Milf mom!

betseyville 6

Friday 1 January 2010 23:59

At least your new step-dad will have some money to buy your love.

willwagnerBSC 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:14

That's hot.

thinmint 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:24

that is incredibly unprofessional of him. when you take on a medical profession you have a set if morals and standards to adhere to. and yes this stuff happens in real life more than necessary...

amy397123 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:58

Exsactly. No doctor would put his job on the line for a make-out sesh with some *****. I call fake.

trex23t 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:25

ok so your mom has game lol

Youresofake 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:35

No way this is real.. wish it was.. but its gotta be fake

iknowwhatyoudid 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:43

your mom gets action fast!

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