By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
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Vegeto30294 19

That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.

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Welshite 39

The things we have to do for an education.

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jenniiienyc 5

This sounds mild compared to what some of my science teachers have made my classes do..

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jenniiienyc 5

We had to dissect a giant white rat, (a girl, pregnant), take out her stomach and put the potential mice babies under a microscope to examine them, then cut the ears, eyes, and nose off to examine as well. I didn't see the point of the eyes ears and nose. I think my teacher was just disturbed. Excuse the book I just wrote! :)

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jenniiienyc 5

Endure or fail. Lol, words to live by in that professors class!

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ShyAnn29 14

I've also dissected a cat before, in my vet class I took in high school.

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jenniiienyc 5

No fighting here. I can't deny that I worded that like a moron! Thanks for deciphering what I meant though. For the record, we were talking about science, not proper sentence structure;)

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jenniiienyc 5

I love all the extra stories:D But really, dissecting a cat might tug on my heart strings.

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ShyAnn29 14

It was hard, but they had been euthanized before hand, it was actually pretty cool

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vocaloidtiger 12

Well, I dissected a cow eye in 5th grade... Yes, 5th grade. I was also partners with my nemesis, who I seriously had to stop from tearing that eyeball apart with his scalpel... Ah, good times.

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PipingMouse 14

Recruit the local little kids! "Hey kids, go pick up those chocolate pieces over there". Make sure to make them wear gloves.

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Enslaved 36

I would hope there aren't stray dogs roaming around and that they all have proper owners that care for them the correct way. ***In biology class I had to look at my own urine underneath a microscope (super cool!) but now I think it's considered bio-hazardous.:P

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nikininja 4

In a few weeks, our class will be required to collect urine, fecal and blood samples from ourselves and run some tests on them. I'd much rather collect stray dog turd than collect my own! :(

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rattusrattus 18

*is suddenly very glad they're doing an English degree...*

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CantBeatMe2007 5

Your pic goes along with this so well!(:

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Futacy 29

The next person to say "shitty" or "stinky" as a really bad pun will instantly get thumbed down.

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matthewiverson 7

Or you could rescue him so he's no longer stray! You Better

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hurgleburger 2

You obviously are studying some kind of veterinary medicine what did you think you wouldn't look at poop? Just wait until you put your finger up a dogs butt

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Hydromicide 6

Please, that's nothing, our coach makes us swim 100 100's on the 1:30 if someone ***** up badly.

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captainburke 5

Ahh that's funny I'm always scared I'll do that

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