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By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML

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Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

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Vegeto30294 19

Sunday 26 August 2012 2:10

That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.

Welshite 39

Sunday 26 August 2012 2:15

The things we have to do for an education.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:12

Suddenly engineering doesn't sound so bad...

pancakes_O_O 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:26

This is just a first world problem.

mario2012 18

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:29

That sounds like a shi- uh, I mean crap- aw **** it just thumb me down.

mrsmaglietta 6

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:34

strange career choice

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:38

and the results?

FarSide 22

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:45

You should have used your own.

creatingApast 11

Sunday 26 August 2012 3:58

Every dog and outdoors cat that comes in for it's yearly exam will require a fecal. You deserve this. How do you think we figure out what's wrong with your pet?

12GaugeTurtle 1

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:14

Well then... What kind of parasites did you find in it?

LappDance 16

Sunday 26 August 2012 5:31

Probably not any that you would want to put in your mouth!

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:14

There's quite a few that OP could possibly find.

KellyPeterson92 10

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:23

I have to do the same thing for parasitology, except I have to wait around for my cats to get a fresh sample.

kimg0885 23

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:57

"Come here fluffy... just shit in this container for my class!" I'm sorry the visual in my mind just made me laugh.

cristy91 33

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:34

OP doesn't necessarily have to be a vet in training, it's just trickier to collect fecal samples with parasites from people. Anyway, just be glad you didn't have to collect the sample from the source

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