By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I would try to talk to her in the nicest way possible. You don't want to offend her and start a fight between you two considering you live with her.

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WCARlover 34

I don't see how people live like that. It just feels so gross not to shower; I hate the way my hair feels especially. Not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't understand how people can stand the feeling of not being clean and willingly do it

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worldclassrager 39

Well the main key is the soap aspect...otherwise it would work to an extent...

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cappellaaa 23

okay so I know you don't wanna piss off your roommate, but she's making you live with her nasty ass. I'd deff shove her in the shower haha that's just nasty

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she should step up to baby wipes

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vikky538 28

time for ice bucket challenge...for your roommate...

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drc428 5

throw mud on her when she sleeps hopefully this will make her shower

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LukeIamYourMom 1

I have just come here to complain about FML's deactivation of comments on Big Bang FML. What the H*ll, FML, not cool.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Hello Sheldon.

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Jellysweetheart 23

Hey, at least she's doing something...

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BCLowerMainland 3

Is it possible your roomie is suffering from depression? Quite often, even the most basic routines go flying out the window. S/he may be stuck. On the other hand, if there is a sinus infection, a dog could take a poop in the bed and s/he won't even notice.

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ladoom 23

Take all those things away from her then she has to shower.

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anahahahag 3

Threaten to not pay the rent. That should do it.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Yeah, the landlord will LOVE that.

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