Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

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Davick 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:50

I know your pain there my friend to took a photo of me and my friends playing paint ball to get me on the Heath track and because of that I ditched 20 pounds. good luck

joanniejore 7

Monday 20 February 2012 20:10

I know someone who is at least 400 pounds and he goes to the movie theater all the time. The seats are small, but he sure makes it work.

edfd3212 1

Monday 20 February 2012 20:20

I have a movie you can watch: P90 X

Candice0687 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:28

Fyl people are saying that you deserve because your fat but I think thats mean because you were probably already embarrassed enough having to leave why do people have to make you feel worse sorry op

pattipan 7

Monday 20 February 2012 20:31

Sit next to a fatty and get smushed by their blubber, then get back to us.

bethanael 13

Monday 20 February 2012 20:59

Next time buy two seats. Most of the theaters I have been to you can move the armrests so it shouldn't be a problem. I really suggest losing weight it might be difficult at first but the rewards are well worth it.

jaycob11 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:05

Fatass biooooootchhgh xD

aaeeeooowwww 6

Monday 20 February 2012 21:09

U would rather wait for the DVD than use what happened as motivation? U r just asking for similar situations to arise in the future.

ruby_belle00 3

Monday 20 February 2012 21:15

There is no way anyone ever deserves that. If it is because of a needed a weight loss I wish you luck. I know how frustrating it is for some very heavy people to try to lose and keep weight off.

avamonroe 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:32

Seriously... Go on a diet

YourFaceIs 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:42

Mkay...here's my question. Why is everyone assuming this is a fat thing? My man is 6'6" and he has trouble fitting in those seats because it's almost impossible for him to have leg room. Never know...