Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

Comments

Alovestoryy1996 0

Monday 20 February 2012 17:38

some of you guys are just so rude. who cares if its disease or not. some people are really sensitive to labelling. think about that before you start discussing what YOU think a person has. some of you guys dont even know

Justwannacoment 7

Monday 20 February 2012 17:47

I bet you still ate your popcorn.

jessimica642 8

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:57

Ha! How could you down vote this one?

Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Monday 20 February 2012 17:58

Don't they make theater seats retractable now? You could have sat on two at a time! :D

Maxon_fml 4

Monday 20 February 2012 18:07

Damn well time to lose some weight

jayisacooter 1

Monday 20 February 2012 18:29

WOW - time to hit the gym & diet

caysters 12

Monday 20 February 2012 18:38

Seeing as how most theater seats have arms that can go up to handle big people...

Red_Forman 0

Monday 20 February 2012 18:40

*Facepalm* Is it really that hard to be skinny Regret:you should be feeling it Some people need to lose a few pounds Towards your feelings, I dont care

jones6591 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:17

Don't pay any attention to the disrespectful comments - maybe this is just the perfect wake up call you needed :) As long as you're happy with yourself, who cares!

DrMaverickRanger 4

Monday 20 February 2012 20:34

I'm sure OP's bones and joints, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, and entire cardiovascular system care...

pattipan 7

Monday 20 February 2012 19:19

If you are too fat to fit in the seat, either stay the **** home or buy two seats. My husband and I just spent a fortune on really good seats to a Broadway show. A woman three times the size of a hippo had the seat next to me. Her blubber poured out of her seat over me, pushing me into a practically sideways position and jamming my knee into the seat in front of me. One month later and my knee is STILL ****** up. On top of pushing me and covering me with her flab, she smelled horrible and spent the whole show munching on an endless supply of junk food. I could scarcely hear the actors over her constant "CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH." At the intermission I asked her VERY NICELY to get off my clothes so I could get up and she was royally pissed off at me for making her heft herself out of her seat. How dare I inconvenience her so I could use the restroom! Same thing happened to us at a baseball game. Bought great seats. Couldn't sit in them because a guy the size of a fridge sat next to my husband. His right ass cheek literally covered my husband's whole lap. Fortunately we complained to an usher who re-seated us in similar seats elsewhere but this was not possible at the theater so I just spent top dollar to have a stranger's fat rolls all over me and leave stinking of her B.O. and with her food crumbs all over me, plus she injured my knee. Yeah, yeah, fatties have rights but what about MY RIGHTS? I paid for seats I couldn't sit in. Fatties should buy two seats or stay the hell home or better yet, go on a diet. Anyone who has ever been assaulted on an airplane, in a theater, etc. by a stranger's flab will know what I'm talking about.

DrMaverickRanger 4

Monday 20 February 2012 20:39

I get what you are saying, but your tone is NASTY! All the judgement-passing and name-calling really wasn't necessary to get your point across...

pattipan 7

Monday 20 February 2012 21:10

How is calling a fat person 'fat' passing judgement? It's a statement of fact. Fat people are fat. I could call them 'sweet-smelling roses' but they're still fat. And exactly why am I supposed to show these inconsiderate slobs every courtesy as they occupy the space I PAID FOR, make my clothes stink, crunch their food in my ear, use my body as a napkin and crush my knee? Oh, right, because I'm supposed to be courteous to the overweight. I will when they are courteous enough to respect my personal space. FYI, obesity for medical reasons, such as thyroid, are actually rare, so the vast majority of obese people are so because they stuff themselves non-stop and don't exercise.

DrMaverickRanger 4

Monday 20 February 2012 21:57

Thanks for the explanation - I am a medical doctor, I am thus aware that obesity is almost always due to excess not underlying medical problems - I did, in fact, write a post regarding this a bit further up, it differed from yours in that it didn't sound like it was written by a very angry truck driver...I'm very surprised you are a girl, you have a horrible pottymouth and a lot of rage!