Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

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TheBatman_37 2

Monday 20 February 2012 15:14

Ya ull see it on DVD if u dont die of diabetes first

phillyfandom 0

Monday 20 February 2012 15:16

maybe wait to watch it at a drive in? (:

DrMaverickRanger 4

Monday 20 February 2012 15:22

Being grossly overweight (as the OP possibly is, if they can't fit into a cinema seat) always poses a health risk - poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, and high bmi are 3 of the biggest risk factors for diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and vascular disease - I know we all wanna be politically correct and spew peace, love and tolerance, BUT being morbidly obese is dangerous, and is a drain on the economy... AND stop with the genetics and medical conditions - diet and exercise can override bad genes, and there are a handful of medical conditions that can cause that kind of obesity, most of them amenable to treatment. Be inspired by your bad luck, OP - 30 min of moderate exercise 5 days a week, lots of water, smaller portion sizes, limited refined foods, and 5 fruits (low sugar) and veggies a day - it may take a while, but you will feel so much better in the long run :)

skyeblue82 5

Monday 20 February 2012 15:36

Funny most of the people being rude probably don't exercise themselves! And I surely dont know your circumstances to judge. I am sorry...

studdmuffin1990 7

Monday 20 February 2012 15:53

I love how everyone puts a thumbs down on the honest ppl trying to encourage this person to work out. So have at mine while Ur at it! Haha exercise never hurt anyone and really builds up your self-esteem :)

iloveweed69 7

Monday 20 February 2012 15:55

Damn everyone needs to chill about these "fat" jokes. Cause 1) they're not even funny and 2) it's just plain mean. Everyone is insecure about something on their body. No one is perfect.

brohamas16 7

Monday 20 February 2012 15:56

or you could do something about it and workout or go on a diet

Latina12102003 0

Monday 20 February 2012 16:15

thats not cool obesity can run in a family noone deserves to be treated like shit so some of the commemts on here are rude diets sometimes dont work !! some people canr help it !

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 11 July 2012 14:50

In an obese family, nobody runs.

rednamalas 2

Monday 20 February 2012 16:26

shame people can't have a little compassion! We ALL have things about ourselves that sucks....obese people's "thing that sucks" is just visible.... At least there is karma!

wendy22804 0

Monday 20 February 2012 16:33

Wow, I think this is the first time I have seen more somewhat nice comments then mean ones on a subject that could have had SOOOO many losers making fat jokes. Yes, we don't know if OP is fat, too tall or if the seats are to small. Nobody is perfect!! Great job to everyone who was nice though. It's nice to see that some people actualy do have hearts. Good luck OP!