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By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00

Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

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By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 14:00

Today, my son begged me to take him to the doctor for the weeping bloody rash on his penis so I had to take an unpaid day off for his appointment. The doctor laughed us out the door after it turned out to be a good old-fashioned friction burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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Red alert

By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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Hedgehog

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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I have sex

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 17:58 - United States - Athens

Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML

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Major_Whupass 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:52

And instead of telling your boyfriend, you told the entire Internet!

Hockeyboy4280 18

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:55

That's the biggest myth ever. You only have so many follicles on your body. Sure, it may appear thick at first, but that's because the ends of the hairs are blunted. As the hair grows, it will split and damage which in turn will thin it out. As for darkness, shaving won't change melanin... Darkness is genetic.

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RCAddict16 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 2:57

What kinda nasty woman has hairy ****? Gross.........

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:40

Wow, you've matured.

lovrgurl12 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 2:57

That's totally disgusting...

switchgurl20 17

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:00

?pcos. go to your doctor and get your hormones checked out. you shouldnt be embarrassed. people get hair on their chest/lips/chin

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:10

going to comment before you 1 day noorFML

rebeccac3 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:16

No shaving! On any area other than legs, underarms, that is it. Hair removal cream!! Wax for tougher areas like bikini, legs. Signed a professional

SenselessPattern 12

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:37

I've got leftovers from the last vomit orgy in my fridge. Hang on, let me go thaw it out...

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:22

you are damn stupid. someone's gonna be looking at your ****, and you decide to shave practically the most sensitive skin on your body? it's called tweezers, or nair ("hair removal cream").