By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
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Major_Whupass 3

And instead of telling your boyfriend, you told the entire Internet!

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Hockeyboy4280 18

That's the biggest myth ever. You only have so many follicles on your body. Sure, it may appear thick at first, but that's because the ends of the hairs are blunted. As the hair grows, it will split and damage which in turn will thin it out. As for darkness, shaving won't change melanin... Darkness is genetic.

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iMarriedadouche 3

Pluck them next time OP

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rinnai 6

OP you shouldn't have shaved your nipples. I did that too once and it just made the hair grow back thicker, darker and much longer. Now I have to keep plucking for life. Those that think that shaving doesn't make the hair grow back longer and thicker are wrong. It has happened to me every time.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

One should NEVER take a razor to their nipples. This FML could have been so much worse, consider yourself lucky OP!

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jessicadavis374 6

You shave your nipples? Wow...

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amerikaninfidel 2

We talking about boons in here?

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bRower 3

What if you accidentally cut yourself while shaving? Ahhh I cringe just thinking about it. Sharp objects near nipples just doesn't sound like a good idea.

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