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By pissed_off_girl - 01/04/2013 02:59 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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Smart

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 16:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML

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Words which could only be your own

By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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Don't hold back

By You asked... - 17/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, a friend of mine asked me to proofread her essay. "Don't hold back," she said. I took a look at it. It looked like it was written by a third grader, and she's in college. After spending a huge amount of time marking all of her mistakes, I gave it back. She got upset at me for being "extremely critical." FML

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By anon_1996 - 08/05/2013 16:59 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By ScreweD- - 16/11/2015 21:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML

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Monday 1 April 2013 9:21

"I took all of the stupid out of it! " Too bad you can't do that with people. Sorry, OP, FYL!

Grootensliven 10

Monday 1 April 2013 9:22

He's just pissed off that you could improve on his work that he thought was perfect.

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LMAO_atLife 8

Monday 1 April 2013 21:20

I hope you two are not related by marriage or birth!

kra1985 8

Monday 1 April 2013 22:34

Does anyone else wonder who HE is... Boyfriend, husband, brother, roommate etc... ? Maybe i just missed it...

CharDee 15

Tuesday 2 April 2013 1:59

Hey you tried to help him and he said that... Curse him out ... and next time let him fail and maybe he'll appreciate the next person who tries to help him

wynnona 17

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:15

Ungrateful bitch he was. Don't offer your help to him again.

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:03

Well, considering you misspelled proofread in your first sentence by hyphenating it, maybe he had a point.

Blurgas 16

Tuesday 2 April 2013 6:57

This is what happens when mommy and daddy tell little Billy that he's special, and awesome, and can never do wrong, despite the fact that he's a blathering idiot

chinagirl3343 8

Tuesday 2 April 2013 7:33

Wow! I would've been so greatful! Finding a good proof reader in school was so hard!

yrue82 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:04

And that's our future!

MadamBri 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 14:37

Don't do it for him again. He is ungrateful. As far as the name calling goes...teach him never to do that again

Kamibu 12

Saturday 6 April 2013 4:22

My mom transcribes for doctors, and I proof for her. The grammar, punctuation, and flow are universally terrible (yes, they do dictate punctuation, sometimes.); after I edit, they'll review it, adjust/add things, send it back to finalize, and CHANGE BACK some of the things I fixed, occasionally scolding me for it. I snark all over the hard copies (easier for me to proof) before correcting the digital ones, I'd go insane if I didn't.