By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
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Zack6849 8

How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

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Chelsea_bella 20

You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

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averypoorman 5

Never have I laughed this hard at an FML

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worldclassrager 39

Anyone need a hand? It was probably mad at you... Anyway FYL...

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worldclassrager 39

And why didn't you let nature take its course? I meant to add that but drew a blank...

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Omniprism 14

One of our dogs when I was young ate his very thin blanket and my grandma had to help him "pass" it. Same dog at another point sat on a cactus.

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swordidfate 13

How much tv do you have to watch before you figure out you DON'T look down the barrel

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mattrd_fml 31

how did it vet there in the first place. Fyl op.

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steph4u 10

The dog ate the toy, it got stuck coming out.

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erck3800 12

YDI, next time don't stare into your dog's butthole while you pull something stretchy out of it

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