By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
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Zack6849 8

How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

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Chelsea_bella 20

You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

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JustKittyKat 24

To the people that obviously don't understand, the dog probably ate the toy, and as he tried to pass the undigested hand, OP most likely noticed and stepped in to lend his best friend a hand.

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joawmeens 7

The dog didn't need a hand. He already had one. Up his butt.

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JustKittyKat 24

I was hoping my pun would provoke a smirk, but you sir! Your reply made me crack up. Thank you.

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golferman72 16

How'd it even get there in the first place?!

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SuperDanielNL 23

How do you think, dog tend to eat loads of wierd stuff.

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420Zombie 17

Op's dog obviously has an anal insertion fetish

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EpicSquishii 21

The visual this FML gave me made me spit out my coffee. Thanks, OP, for potentially ruining my laptop. And for the laugh as well :)

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anythingmustbe 18

First rule of FML : Do not read or drink when reading FML'S

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AGB10 19

The term "Shit faced" just got a new meaning! Sorry for you though OP

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Jonniii 10

I've had to do this to my dog. The only difference being it was in public.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I bet the dog was mortified.

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nursejohio 8

OP - at least they didn't have to do surgery for a toy induced bowel obstruction? My doberboy has *very* eccentric tastes in chew toys as well :-/

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monnanon 13

doberboy? is that some weird crossbreed or the puppy version of a doberman.

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BrutalPoodle 5

Tell him pay back is a bitch.

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