By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
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Zack6849 8

How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.

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Chelsea_bella 20

You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Hope OP promptly reads your advice that the next step is to clean face; who knows when he/she would have thought of that!

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Louiev82 8

Talk about getting shit faced.. Lol fyl op

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lininnes 6

It definitely does !! Sorry for you OP but imagining what's happening really makes me lmao !!!

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buddy51 23

I've got to hand it to you, OP, you've played your hole card and made doggie brown eye give you the blues!

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jw90 18

A stretchy toy hand? The hell?

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AngrySailor 17

Yeah we had those when I was a kid. The sticky little hands with about a two foot stretchy part. This is what I'm picturing the dog ate, not a giant silicone fist up its ass.

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AliceAristocrat 12

the dog probably ate it and it didn't...um...well it probably didn't get digested and yeah. That.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wow. That's probably one of the most disgusting FMLs I've ever read. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps. So sorry OP.

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