Intimacy: Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

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By birchbeer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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Under the hood

By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

well, it gets boring in there and ya gotta think about something

Herbal_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

I wonder how the hospital employees handle that one...

Comments

rainbowllama 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:52

XD This goes on favourites. Short, concise, funny.

cloudkittycat 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:55

First FML I ever read. I still laugh when I see it on random.

diamondg4u2c 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:46

Bwaahahahahaaaa! Thats awesome! you should try out for pornos !

CHILL222 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 1:56

thnx that made meh laugh

fuckintruck 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:16

Wow you rock..

whodatninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 18:43

I bet the nurses loved that ;)

goosemanrocks 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:16

#41 FTW

sabr3sfan26 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:33

You are such an idiot. You don't deserve an MRI LOL

tomarino13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:01

You got bored, so wat?

davek 36

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:23

Next time have a wank first.

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