By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
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RoyalBeast16 7

I bet he was in "extreme pain" afterwards.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Well? Did he get the pic? Inquiring minds need to know.

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Shmatterhorn 38

I think that the only picture that he got was an x-ray.

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skipper2009 18

Should have just left him...

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junkman6 22

I'll get thumbed down with you because I totally agree. I remember doing some stupid shit as a kid and hurting myself. My dad would look at me call me a moron and walk away. Taught me plenty of lessons without the need to bitch at me.

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iAlissa 34

So, not saying this happened to the kid, but after falling out a tree from **** knows how high, you'd just leave the kid? It did say she had to take him to the hospital. He could've had broken limbs, a concussion, fractures, etc. If that's your philosophy on parenting, please don't reproduce.

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robsic66 14

He wanted to join the selfie Olympics

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barlos88 19

Haha and now instead he'll be competing in the special Olympics...

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17nate 9

#29, not sure whether being amused is politically correct. Oh, what the hell, hahaha.

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Qwermy 16

the little idiot's mother should have swallowed this batch instead

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PresidentNorth 16

So what you're saying is this child should have never of been born based off the fact he fell out of a tree taking an "extreme selfie".? Sorry this kid's actions offended you so bad that you'd rather him have gotten swallowed. You're just one of this assholes who clearly had a basic ass childhood and never did anything to enjoy yourself. Those types of comments are so unnecessary and callous that sometimes I wished the commenter of said expression was swallowed. but then I'd be on your level.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#91- Calm down, I'm pretty sure it was a joke. And even if it wasn't, who cares? Does it really affect you? Lol, let it go.

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RageWolf16 31

As punishment, make sure he can't take any selfies in the hospital.

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sdroze1389 31

the only thing "extreme" about this is the stupidity.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

At least he is playing outside.... Would you rather he take a selfie of himself sitting on the sofa eating cake and watching tv

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FucYoCouch 13

Yes. The latter prevents thousands of dollars of medical expenses.

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barlos88 19

Haha I weep for the future generations...

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JMichael 25

Did he jump out of the tree and try taking a pic at the same time?

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