Kids: Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after... - FML

By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By Hugh - 03/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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harrypotter955 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

But first, let me take a selfie...

RoyalBeast16 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

I bet he was in "extreme pain" afterwards.

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chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 2 April 2014 22:17

he obviously to legit 2 quit

cna1216 15

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:20

You raised him wrong.

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:27

I hope that he now understands the "gravity" of his situation.

Karcasm 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:36

I'm from Ireland too, for the majority of the time we escape these stupid trends, probably due to the fact we're a smaller country. There's always a few dumbasses that ruin it!

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 3 April 2014 7:03

Ends up in hospital "wait before you knock me out for surgery to remove the wood spikes in my body, let me take a selfie!"

0takuleague 5

Thursday 3 April 2014 8:17

《About to fall off a ******* high tree》 WAIT WAIT WAIT #butfirstlemmetakeaselfie

jloko16 11

Thursday 3 April 2014 19:54

But first let me take a selfie

FuKcMee 32

Saturday 5 April 2014 16:39

bro you mad your son is normal going outside climbing trees and falling out? my childhood was filled with falling out of trees wtf were you doing

isolated_mistake 5

Sunday 6 April 2014 4:26

Hes a legend in my book.

Princessuuke 17

Monday 7 April 2014 22:31

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