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By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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By Chandler - 16/09/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By Hugh - 03/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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harrypotter955 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

But first, let me take a selfie...

RoyalBeast16 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:27

I bet he was in "extreme pain" afterwards.

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vlalam 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:12

Hahaha.. That's the price u pay for not using a condom ;) just kissing, kids and fun go hand in hand...

oooohmygosh 8

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:23

At least he had a goal in mind. Aim high. Literally.

FML64128 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:36

Seems more like he aimed downward.

adrianh1090 12

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:42

Do it for the selfie.

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:09

Teenagers have underdeveloped brains and are unable to predict the possible outcome of anything stupid or dangerous they do. It's a wonder any of us live to adulthood.

saralynnee132 10

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:14

But first... Lemme take a selfie

yourwifelovesme 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:21

this is a hint that guys shouldn't take selfies lol

shinig 3

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:22

Pretty sure you were in a&e with my mother Op

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:22

So how did it turn out? Hope he didn't hurt himself too much and if there is a major injury he gets well soon

chaoss10 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:34

Did he at least get a good selfie?

martin8337 35

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:43

I hope your son is ok.

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