Money: Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML - FML

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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blaine72 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:04

this FML sounds phony

mintcar 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:11

HAHAHA. Get prepaid?

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BlakjeKaas 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:03

YDI for thinking buying first, paying later is a good idea without thinking about actually paying. You should've gone with prepaid instead of a 40€/month Iphone

AnonTheGreat 7

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:28

At what point in time did that seem like a good idea? YDI.

froggermea 5

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:39

lol this reminds me of the yo mamma joke " yo mamma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money" lol you deserve it OP

dansco 24

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:09

Great, so now you're left paying for a phone and rental, and no phone :(

ChibiGirl5 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:36

that's stupid cause now your paying for the other person to use the phone

OCDC 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:53

You could always strip for money. I hear old men pay very well...

morty356 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:25

damn lol

DNMendez95 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:37

hahaha that's sucks your mamma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money :)

inthemillions 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:37

Uhhh and then what are you going to do when next months phone bill comes in?

lexi365 20

Thursday 24 February 2011 5:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOYST!!!!!!

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