Money: Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML - FML

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By Princess - 28/05/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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blaine72 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:04

this FML sounds phony

mintcar 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:11

HAHAHA. Get prepaid?

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supahnazi 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:52

the ironys gona make my head explode!

BonJovi821 3

Friday 25 February 2011 5:10

Why is this a YDI again...?

DutchG1rl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 17:29

the first dutch message that i've read on this site.. woee nederland je rockt! en je bent wel een beetje dom als je zoveel gaat bellen, dan weet je het ook van te voren.. maarja boeiend.

greenorange75 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:52

What are you gonna do now? Sell your car for gas money? xD

jimtheman333 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:24

this may or may not be fake, but none of the less funny as hell

DonZilla_RAWR 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:50

Lmfao @ 89! The sweet smell of irony ^_^

carmilla15 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 11:05

yeah... I'm callin a lie on this one.

Adanberger 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:13

your stupid. now you have a bill thats paid for with no phone.

dhbeaver 9

Friday 27 July 2012 4:26

Killing one bird with two stones.

love1453149997 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:07

You are cleverer than everyone else！

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