By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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greatbigc 0

Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

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jbfan23100 0

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

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Clamcreepy 7

Your going to have a shit load of "Cum-rags" over loading the bathroom toilet

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saIty 17

Is his pornstar name Hans Solo?

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teague95 16

if he was a pornstar he wouldn't be using his hand

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saIty 17

I meant to say like what he would call himself if he was a pornstar. Like mine would be Muy caliente squirrel. Plus he could go into the receiving handjob category ;)

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teague95 16

In that case he would be receiving handjobs and would still not need his hand.

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MissMae93 23

Okay, 13, you really need to stop thinking about this 13-year-old CHILD as a **** star. It's REALLY creeping me out how much "thought" and time you're putting into it.

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mybabaygirl 0

Obviously that means your not raising him right. Your son is an irresponsible pervert. # guys are creepers

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bitter3ulogy 0

And you are stupid.

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whatz_going_on 24

I'm not sure if you were trolling, being sarcastic, or even worse, serious when you made that comment...

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saIty 17

28- there are three things you should know about me. 1) I am NEVER serious on FML 2) I like giving candy to kids while strolling the park 3) SQUIRREL!!

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badactor009 0

Get him a spooj rag or a "love sock". That may contain the mess and keep the household stock tissue from being depleted. You may want to have him handle his own laundry. If he is old enough to wank off he is old enough to sort and do his own laundry.

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CptZoe 10

I'm pretty sure that is normal for a boy of that age. The majority of parents go through this at some point. Therefore, I really don't consider this an FML...

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robc32ca 4

He's being green. Why use a tissue and that has to be purchased when you can use a washable cloth... Think of the environment!!!

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Pelreskovich 11

Seems like a pretty normal conversation to me.. At least you're cool enough to acknowledge it like that.

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mynameisshow 4

Im not even a guy and I agree, a least she's not telling him that he'll go blind if he keeps doing it

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godofswag 6

wow this is funny because when I was 13 my mom told me to use condoms when having sex

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CaptainPickles72 18

Good for you..?

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RileyTheCoyote 6

Are we supposed to be impressed or alarmed..?

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kohen_fml 0

Yeh, I say wet dreams and he probably doesn't even realise it's happening. If u have a son that likes to wank off into his pjs and then sleep in them then yes...FUL

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rattusrattus 18

I guess it depends on where the crispiness is. If it's in the ankles, it's either from masturbating or your son is bad-slash-fic!Draco Malfoy.

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hermitknut 22

rattusrattus - I got that joke, even if those who thumbed you down didn't. Oh, fanfiction. :D

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