By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 069
You deserved it 6 315

Same thing different taste

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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

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Good for you not making him feel guilty for masturbating. I hope he took it well, hearing it from mom vs his dad. My dad tried to give me the "sex talk at that age". It didn't go well. :P

meggers4408 0

He's 13, why the hell are you doing his laundry, teach him how to clean his own clothes.

Well I'm 13, but I'm a girl and even I think that kids in this generation are growing up too fast...

Capt_Awesome137 0

That is very true. They are growing up faster

If he was having sex with a different girl each week, sure. Masturbation is completely normal for a 13-year old boy. Most do it before that.

Yes, because a body function means growing up too fast? Hey, I'm a girl and began doing that WAY before 13, and I wasn't a *****, nor did I grow up too fast. It's just something natural...

I believe I was like 10 or 11, although there is nothing impure about it. It's natural and everyone does it.

God, Lacie, grow up. If you don't want to **********, be my guest, hooray for personal choices and free will. But don't say shit à la 'it's not pure', because that sort of idiocracy makes me throw up a little in my head. (ps, people who receive orgasms on a regular base are more happy than those who doesn't) (pps, people who ********** know their body and their pleasures better than those who doesn't)

63, it has nothing to do with purity. It is simply personal choice.

Epikouros 31

If you want to stay pure, you better stop ********. Shit is way dirtier than cum.

People have been masturbating at young ages since, well...forever. I understand that some religions say that masturbating isn't "pure" but I've never heard of people saying masturbating means you're growing up...it doesn't. :P

Kids are actually growing up too slow! 150 years ago most 13 year old girls would be married and having their first kid.

#76 so I'm not as happy as other people because i can't get an ******? Well that alone makes me upset......

itzmebri13 0

Yeah I just turned 14 and I totally agree.. And our generation has lots of scumbags and ******.

Lacie, if you think kids are growing up too fast, think of this: 13 year old girls wouldn't be wearing about 5 pounds of eyeliner back in the day. (Coughs)

caysters 12

You think it's unnatural and a "sin" to **********? I work in a facility for the developmentally disabled. Most of them have not developed past the preschool age, some haven't even gotten that far. Yet what is one thing they still do? **********. Toddlers do it, children do it, teens do it, and adults do it. It doesn't matter what their mental status is like, they do it. It is completely natural. Maybe if you tried it once in a while, you'd be a little less prudish. Your body is not a sinful thing, people need to stop acting like it is.

yoyowe 4

I'm ten and a boy... I even do that... It's tot totally natural... And for crying out loud you want to be "Pure" no offense but I think you're growing up to SLOW!

Shadow_Phantom 26

Another FML I just don't see the FML in. I think you should feel happy knowing he's doing it alone, and (hopefully) not trying to do things with other girls at his age.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Yaknow, it'd be nice if you guys could message me on why I was moderated. Really.

I remember those old times!! lol imagine his facial look after she talked to him!