By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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greatbigc 0

Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

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jbfan23100 0

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

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sodapopper 6

Maybe he blew his nose on them..

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isis_morrigan 18

and this has now been added to the "awkward things to look forward to" discussion list with my son, think maybe I'll put this one off on daddy! lol!

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CommonSense314 3

Why are you cleaning up after your 13 yr old in the first place? He can help with chores around the house...

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KatieKayy15 0

this isn't something everyone wants to read on FML, not to mention, what if someone shows it to him ? smh .

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Grow up. If the moderators deemed it okay to publish, there's nothing wrong with the FML or the information in it. Don't like it? Don't use the site.

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CaptainPickles72 18

The recommended age for the Intimacy section is 18. So don't complain about a place you shouldn't be!

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im_not_creative 5

Considering its his pajama's, he probably had a dream to where he was getting frisky and had a little accident. It's fairly common around his age.

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skroal 7

When I was his age my mom told me to stop using the tissues and gave me one of my dad's socks that hat no mate.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I was around 9 or 10, and I was playing in a pool. My dick happened to be near one of the water pumps, and it felt sorta nice, so I didn't move. After a few moments, it started to feel nicer, and I continued my intense efforts to not move at all. It all ended in one burst of niceness, and I had no idea what happened to me until several years later. Yeah, I scarred myself. ****. |the kid|

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Ressamies 6

I can't believe that kid actually had the balls to ask that.

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Flogsworth 0

How about you just wash his pajamas and shut your ******* mouth, bitch..

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