Intimacy: Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him...

By stainseverywhere - 01/02/2012 07:11 - United States

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

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None of my business

By proud cashier - 08/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, a man walked through my line with a XL bottle of lotion and many boxes of tissues. As I was ringing him up, the customer broke the silence by saying, "Yeah my son won't stop using the cooking oil for his 'personal time'", finger-air-quotes and all. FML

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By Sad Mom - 25/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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greatbigc 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:54

Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!

jbfan23100 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:55

Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.

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rezzrhyme 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:56

must be why my mom started making me do my own laundry at 13 lol

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:15

That's just awkward for everyone. At least you didn't scorn "touching" himself. And even taught him a more discreet method.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:15

Imagine all the 'extra starched' socks under his bed!

DomoLaDii 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:16

EWWW... already at 13?! wow sucks for u I

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:25

Thanks for the tip...I'll be sure to avoid grabbing the "crispy crotch" when handling soiled laundry.

LateandGreat 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:29

Kid's just 13. How does it **** anyone's life to tell him to ********** the right way. Sheesh.

DevilBoi69x 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:43

This made me lol so hard

lkeels 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:41

So first of all, you had no business saying anything. I don't think a little crispy was hurting you when you put his clothes in the wash. Second, tissues are a bad idea for cleanup. Try cleaning something sticky with a tissue and I think you'll understand what I mean. Use a little sense next time.