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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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kaylaaa_ 0

yah i would have gotten up and left. no way in HELL i would've stayed to watch. dude seriously, FYL

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Jpica823 0

SWARE!!! the same thing happened to me wen i was 0m =o

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xhopefulsecretx 0

Wow 20 minutes? I'm more impressed than disgusted.

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DanielleMazz 0

iew that is discusting! FYL

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lmaofml7 0

Well, that's really gross..

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tayy1234 0

ohh god that is messed up...me and my friend katie busted out laughing at that one. please get help!

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C0okieMonster 0

I feel bad for you...I really do...that must really suck... Omg...I almost puked my cookie dough... Seriously man, I"m sorry, FYL. Cookie!

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turbulent 0

I feel your pain. I not only went through that once, but to count I think that was 3 times. I had to discreetly cover my ears and hum to myself. What was worse, I even went through that with my parents!

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MUSiC_iS_lifExx 0

LMAO.. god you poor thing. and 70?..geez

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