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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Tripodi 0

#27 dont be an idiot...its ******* stupid to have sex when someone else is in the room, dipshit and old people are ******* gross

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W33nie 0

Take nyquil next time. you'll be sick so they'll let you have it

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lollipopz8988 0

#27 the bad part isn't that they were having sex. It was that they were doing it while their grandchild was in the room. That's gross and disrespectful. They could've waited until the next night.

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bcmg44 0

That's when you get up and ask if you can join and really freak them the **** out.

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greenman_fml 0

you definitely should have just jumped in the bed screaming about having a nightmare that two 6 foot tall monkey-toads were having gross sex

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mariposa25 0

When I was little (idk like 9 or 10) I was camping with my grandparents and I woke up to them having sex in the camper. Luckily there was a little curtain in between us so I didn't see anything. Still disturbing. And: Old people sex. . .Ewwwwwww! Although I hope to still be kickin at that age.

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neonoodle 0

When you're on the precipice of death, who the **** cares if there's someone sleeping next to you? GET IT ON!!!!

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augustsky 0

Bow chicka wow wow

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birds_fml 7

I would like to think this is fake... but a lot of really old people lived in really small houses when they were little, and so the parents would've had to have sex in the same room as the kids cause there was only one bedroom. On the same bed though... that's just creepy.

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